COP26 and ROBBERS?

 So, it's on starting Sunday. Hope the canapes are artistic, the three-course meal delicious and the desserts out of this world. All, of course cooked with no fossil fuel in sight. I have been to a few of these get-togethers of African countries in Africa -- the representatives from the poorer parts of Africa took the daily allowances and saved it to take back to their households. 

  Our accommodation would be paid for by our sponsors, so we stayed in 4-star hotels in places like Blantyre and Freetown. I would go down to the hotel dining room for a meal, (I was earning an expatriate wage) but my counterparts ate the meagre food they had brought from their homes. I would have to personally drag them to the dining room and offer to pay for their meals, to salve my high-earning conscience.

  I am delighted the countries are meeting to plan their behaviour in the coming years. Occasionally, I wonder what fraction of the Paris Agreement got adhered to by the Big Guns. I am hoping this COP 26 will not be another shower of the nitrogenous stuff. Are they planning for ways of monitoring the post-COP behaviour of the rich and the greedy?

  China has agreed to make an appearance, but apparently it is only making a token attempt to plan the reduction of its carbon emissions. Our esteemed leader spoke to the Chinese President today. Well Done! Except Mr Xi  Jinping would not have been impressed by our P M's stuttering and stammering.

  I have often wondered what exactly our esteemed P M actually cares about. Not the poor of this country, not the 'to be levelled up' North of this nation, and certainly not his blond thatch. Sometimes I think he sleeps in his trousers and walks out without ceremony, entitled, to the parliament or wherever. Somebody should buy him a hair brush. 

  Can we trust Boris Johnson to WORK for a successful execution of COP 26? WORK is not a word he likes. Alok Sharma will be the in the limelight. I hope he is able to bring the gathering together, including the robbers who are out only for their own profit.

  Greta (what a girl!) is out and protesting -- I hope she can keep the so-and-sos in line. As for me, I've always believed all of us can do our bit:

    switch to electric cars or use public transport; plant trees, respect our wild and wondrous places, teach our next generation about climate change and how it affects their world...

  We need to remember that this world is all we have, it belongs to all the living creatures on it now and in the future, and its resources are NOT for the rich countries to seize and gobble. UK's history in this respect has been shameful. We have a long way to go to redeem ourselves.

SHIT STORM

 This morning, I watched the Tory crowd of idiot-ministers trooping down Downing Street. I call them 

I I s -- incompetent idiots. A country full of amazing people-- innovative, clever, original, funny-- , and Boris Johnson,of course, HAD to choose this bunch of vacuous men and women to be his lieutenants. Of course. How could he manage any different? because they would have shown him up for what he is -- idle, incompetent, ill-informed, spoilt--- Also,if you had a brain, would you join the Tory Party?

  I pointed out the trooping of the imbeciles to my daughter, and she used language that I balk at in the home. She, and my granddaughter, take no notice. But I grumble, when their language gets too picturesque for me. SHIT STORM, she called the line-up.

  Sunak, I believe, thinks only of his future -- Johnson, Beware. The budget has suffered serious incontinence in the last week, leaking out in slow dribbles. I wonder why.

  Our only salvation is a Labour Government -- if it could just get its act together. Stop the squabbling between left and right. attack the Tories with venom in the Parliamentary debates. Stop being civil; doesn't work with the Tory die-hards. They are immune to anything but money in large amounts.

  So, wake up, Starmer, pipe down, McDonnel, talk to the Greens. Otherwise you are in danger of me and my Labour loyals forming a new party.

Vermin on T V

 Vermin on T V

I understand that mice are coming out of some toilet bowls in parts of London. The photo above was in the Guardian, posted on Facebook, by a friend.

And all kinds of vermin are on our T V. I look at all that mouthy, right-wing press trying really hard to protect our sick, incompetent, lazy, right-wing Tory government, from the  damage they do to the country and to themselves, and I give up in disgust and finger my T V remote furiously, to escape the B B C. Sky, I used to think, was marginally better, but they seem to have joined the procession behind the Pied Piper too.

That army of suited and coiffed young men and women, our inglorious Press -- what are they trying to do. Destroy the Fourth Estate? How do they justify to their sick minds the toadyism and dishonesty involved? Sometimes I think they now want to rule the country themselves. 1984, Orwell?

Our Press today were scurrying around for pitfalls to drop Keir Starmer into. Even before his speech started they had condemned his address. They keep pushing Andy Macdonald forward at every step of the way. And then , they lined up four docile members of the audience to Keir Starmer's speech. They could not find a single neutral person with no agenda to push.

I am a Corbynite. I am also a member of the Labour Party. I think Corbyn AND Starmer have their pluses and minuses. But to mount this furious, deceitful attack on Starmer to aid and abet that bunch of Tory dilettantes? Has the Press no self-respect, no understanding of their role in informing the people of this country with respect for truth, and adherence to enlightened neutrality?

In desperation -- and I have to be desperate to do this -- I go to GMB. I am greeted with the face of Farage and I execute a quick retreat.

Our country has no fuel for its care-workers, doctors, nurses, teachers etc to get to work, the supermarket shelves are emptying of food, and the Press tote the Tory Party line. The people are panic buying, they say, the Government has no role to perform when the institutions that keep the country functioning collapse.

Working in Sierra Leone and Zambia in the late eighties, I remember storing petrol, dangerously, in 40 gallon drums on my veranda. At one time there was no bread, no toilet paper in the shops ... But they were third-world countries, not 21st century Britain. Is the U K now a third-world country too?

Variant events of Concern

 Yippee! I have been waiting breathlessly for the most recent royal sprog. Forget the other thousands born on the same day. Indeed forget all else: the global pandemic, our disaster of a government headed by Wursal Gummage,  environment going to the dogs, energy supplies in a perilous state, food disappearing from supermarkets and Kwasi Kwarteng in charge... 

   I am concerned with the juxtaposition of: 

                 Armaments conference recently held in the U K;

                 Boris Johnson in search of a war,  like Falklands, to shore him up;

                 Generals in the U S probably looking for employment now the Afganisthan                                       is a no-go area;

                 Biden proving to be a damp squib. sending Haiti immigrants back in numbers...

    And to add to it all, the Labour Party destroying itself with internecine wars, McDonnel relentless in his criticism of Labour Right, when they should be directing all their energies into unseating the Tories in 1924.

   I am an active member of the Labour Party, left-of-left, if that is possible. So, now, I don't know what can knock some sense into my Party. 

                                        

A Dietary Deficiency

Soon after the year of Indian Independence, in 1947, when Muslims and Hindus decided to massacre each other in the name of religion, I saw the plight of the displaced. The refugees reached the far south where I lived, more than a thousand miles away, on foot -- their plight was pitiable. The families that came begging to my home were hungry, shabby, and their eyes looked upon the world without hope. We gave them rice conjee, more starchy liquid than rice, but they were grateful. 

 The latest Tory assault on the refugees trying to escape persecution of one sort or another defies comprehension. I was a migrant when I came to the U K; I found a tolerant people with a capacity for laughing at themselves. I now know that there is racism and an aversion to the other. But, we are also generous and compassionate.

 You could not invent Priti Patel if you tried. Reminds me of Lady Macbeth. A severe deficiency of the ‘milk of human kindness.’ A dietary deficiency that is irreversible, in her case. That level of cold heartlessness that she displays is sub-human. How does a person reach that nadir of cruelty? Yesterday my daughter and I talked about how disappointed we were in the people of this country, to have voted this monstrosity of a Tory mis-government into power. This is a conversation we have at regular intervals. In this instance, we were talking about the rise in National Insurance! Today we are ashamed, aghast, disgusted; there is nothing more to say; Hilary Mantel is so ashamed of the people who voted the Tories in that she wants to emigrate and change her citizenship. 

  

  Is this the same country that welcomed me here in 1974? I was on my way to Nigeria when I got a message from a Secondary School Headmaster in Wickford, saying, 'Please just come and see us.' The school was desperately short of Maths teachers and the Headmaster asked me to 'help out for a few months.' I had run away from an unsatisfactory marriage and was in a state of confusion and conflict. A few months to stop the dizzying swirl and think, I decided. I stayed for seven years. From Wickford I moved to a post in Dagenham. This country was kind to me. I loved my work, my friends. I grew in self-confidence. 

 

  So, I think, the border patrols are now instructed to drive the immigrants back into the angry waves, in their over-crowded, pathetic little boats? Are there people willing to do this for a wage? I hope not. This is a country that has always, in the past, given succour to the unfortunate, the displaced, the dispossessed. I have difficulty visualizing the RNLI pushing women and children back into the frothing sea. 

  We could of course get Priti puffed-up Patel into one of those boats and send her back ‘where she came from.’

Teachers' Life

 Teachers' day. Now, there's a thought. I was a teacher from 1963 to 1998. Actually, I never stopped being one. That tone - pedantic and authoritarian, does not please my children. Actually, the best teachers' days in my view are Saturdays and Sundays. Bliss to get up late, hang around in a housecoat all day, drink lethal numbers of cups of tea...

I was a smorgasbord kind of teacher -- I taught Secondary School, Primary school, Teacher Training college and nipped at the heels of University without much success. Too much like work, that last one. Until the British Council gave me a fancy name ('Maths Adviser -- deceived no one) and sent me to Africa to educate the 'natives.' Who knew a lot more Maths than I did, and a great deal more about how to train teachers without any resources other than a blackboard and chalk . One wag said to me, 'Just give us the money and go away, Anand.'

Uganda, for instance, put up with me with genuine affection and a smidgen of amusement. One day, the Makerere University lecturers invited me to one of their parties. No women around; I think I was a honorary male. They exchanged stories about the Tanzanian soldiers marching in to get rid of Idi Amin and the bombs whizzing past the top of the flat where we were meeting.

These guys were seriously clever, one of them had two Ph.Ds in Maths. Why two, Omurotu? I asked. Scholarships, he said. Whenever one was offered, I took it. The second one was in India and he came back with the Indian habit of wobbling their heads, which is often caricatured on T V in England. In the process of those two five-year scholarships, he lost his wife -- she gave up waiting around and left.

All the Maths syllabuses in Africa were too ambitious at Secondary level and sometimes at Primary level. Often the teachers at Primary level, who taught all the subjects to one class, did not have enough Maths in them to manage the aspirations of the Ministry of Education.

My first job was to get some consensus about what needed to be taught, when. Simultaneous Equations in Primary 5??  Jesus wept!

It was in Nigeria, in a tiny little town called Ikot Ekpene, on the Aba road, that I started my teaching career. My salary was nineteen pounds a month. It was a girls' training college and I loved walking into my first classroom of The Sacred Heart College, Ifuho. The college was run by American Catholic nuns, and all the girls had to wear uniforms -- brown pinafores over white blouses. Skirts had to touch the floor when the girls knelt for prayer, which was many times during the day. But that dirty brown on polished dark complexions?An abomination. Grass green is what I would have voted for.

They stuck their pens into their tight curls and firmly believed that my long knee length plait was an add-on. Until someone gave it a tug and it didn't come off.

That was just the beginning in Nigeria. I lasted five years in that country, until the Biafran issue brought war and destruction. We fled, leaving possessions behind.

I can see there is a great deal to talk about my peripatetic teaching life still to come. Zambia, Sierra Leone, ... Even Wickford in entrancing Essex. So, the rest in part two, if you don't mind.

Getting Ready for the Education!

 Educating Anandam

I remember that day. I had planned to go to the house behind ours , where two of the aychees (sisters) of my choice lived.  Madhavi with never-ending patience for me, and Naani, the opposite. Nani would flip if I ran around her kitchen -- the pots were on three-stone fires, with dry coconut fronds for firewood. I also had a reputation (well-justified) for snatching handfuls of grated coconut off the grinding stone, where it was sitting ready for the daily fish curry.

  In my home there was no compound to run around in. Next door was surrounded by generous tracts of land whichever way you looked. I like the south side best, which had multiple attractions for a girl of eight years. The huge Tamarind tree whispered in the breeze and tempted me to talk to it and dwell under its huge shade. I could pick the wind-falls and nibble at the sharp tangy fruit. Madhavi was always warning me how there would be blood in my poo if I ate tamarind, but it was too tasty to reject. 

  The land furthest from the house was terraced towards the end, where there was a fence, on which wild, pink, Yeshoda flowers grew plentifully. The flowers had long stems such that I could make garlands by plaiting the stems. Then there was the forbidden treat of looking through the vines at the plot next door.

  A family of Parayas ( untouchables, so called, then) lived there. It was a clan rather than a family; at least thirty people who lived in bamboo-and-thatch lean-tos. During the day the women were always cooking huge clay-pots of food, and the men quietly congregating in shady ground, drinking toddy.  At night,the drumming would start and we could hear singing and celebration, when the traffic noises on our road had died down. In the late forties the land was acquired by a lawyer, who built a beautiful house there Where did the Parayas go? The next empty plot of land probably. I like to think that, with Independence, they prospered, the children went to schools... 

  As an only child, I had to create my own entertainment -- did that lead me in the direction of undue dependence on the written word? An uncle taught me Patience, a card game which I could play on my own with a pack of dog-eared playing cards discarded by my father and his '28' crew. There was also the tiny green pods shed by the Arecanut tree, which I collected to play chottu kali, flicking one on to another with forefinger and thumb. 

  But, on that day, Achan found me early, just after I had eaten my dosha and sammandi. He was going to teach me public speaking. He would give me a topic and I had to prepare a three-minute speech on the subject. To be delivered on the long walkway in front of our house. Part of my education!

  The people wandering past our house would stop and stare at us, while my father threw useful suggestions at me. Slow down, throw your voice etc. The children from the houses on the left and right of our home would line up and gawp. There was no escape. This was all part of my 'education according to Achan.'

  GOT IN THE WAY OF MY GAMES and FORAYS NEXT DOOR.